Paroles de Turkeys

If i was a turkey, with my priorities straight,
Id peck out his eyes and shred up his face,
He wouldnt turn me into a crispy crumb steaks,
Mixed up with sawdust and shit from my crate.

But im not a turkey and you make me sick,
I might only speak softly, but i carry a big stick,
And a can full of petrol to set you alight,
A 12stone bernie-burger, that bootiful alright!

I wrote you a letter, but you didnt reply,
Was that cos, i asked you to fuck off and die?