Paroles de Babysitting is a bum deal

(singers:)
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
The baby is something of a snob,

(stewie:)
Oh, go fuck yourselves

(singers:)
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

(haylie:)
Aren't you a cute little boy

(haylie's thoughts:)
Look at that melon shaped head

(stewie:)
Having you here is a joy

(stewie's thoughts:)
And in an hour you'll be dead

(haylie:)
Sit on my knee

(haylie's thoughts:)
Please don't go poo

(stewie:)
Nice place to be

(stewie's thoughts:)
This one's for you

(both:)
Babysitting is a bum deal

(haylie:)
Why don't we watch will & grace

(thought:)
Jesus, do i need a smoke

(stewie:)
Jack puts a smile on my face

(thought:)
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

(haylie:)
I like your house

(thought:)
The ceiling has cracks

(stewie:)
I like your blouse

(thought:)
Miss tj maxx

(both:)
Babysitting is a bum deal

(singers:)
So they sat as time went by

(haylie:)
Slowly as time could go

(singers:)
The baby blarred, and softly cursed

(stewie:)
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
And her hair made her look like a hoe

(haylie:)
Time for your bottle my sweet

(thought:)
This little brat smells like piss

(stewie:)
Alway's a succulent treat

(thought:)
While i suck that, you suck this

(haylie:)
Aren't you a sight

(thought:)
Look at him drool

(stewie:)
You're a delight

(thought:)
Damn you, you fool

(both:)
Babysitting is a bum deal

(singers:)
The diaper change was quite a job

(haylie:)
The grossest i've ever seen

(singers:)
The baby smiled and took a breath

(stewie:)
And i grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like matthew modine

(haylie:)
Someday you might meet a girl

(thought:)
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand

(stewie:)
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

(thought:)
Darling, i'd rather fuck sand

(haylie:)
Have a good night

(thought:)
You little creep

(stewie:)
Have a good night

(thought:)
Die in your sleep

(both:)
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal