Paroles de Barney & friday

Barney and friday - were two cats who didn't have nine lives
Barney and friday - were only here what seemed a short time
Barney and friday - didn't have that lame fetch dog personality
Barney and friday - were way too tuned for this reality

Barney and friday - don't tell me dogs are smarter
Barney and friday - 'cause i know better
Barney and friday - cats know what people are all about
Barney and friday - that's why they'd rather be left out

Barney was already dead
So was friday but i didn't want to realize it
So i went to the pound anyway
Where they keep the dogs forever
Barking, barking, barking-barking-barking
But the cats are in cages marked 1, 2 and 3
All proud, they don't make any sound
Just a casual glance, till the hammer came down
(some destroyed the day they were found)

Barney and friday - were two cats who didn't have nine lives
Barney and friday - were only here what seemed a short time
Barney and friday - didn't have that lame fetch dog personality
Barney and friday - were way too tuned for this reality

Barney and friday - cats are treated like garbage
Barney and friday - they know what we're about
Barney and friday - that's why they don't buy into the training shit
Barney and friday - they'd rather be left out

Fix your animals
Too bad we can't fix you
Stupid motherfucker
Lame ass redneck attack dog moron