Paroles de Wank the dog

I got him from the pet shop
They said he was a guard dog
The only thing that's fierce about him
Is his constant hard-on
He gets all excited when i'm giving him a biscuit
He gets a bit of dogs jizz on his little lipstick

And one time i smelt it and it smelt so rank
He just can't leave his cock alone
That's why we call him wank

Wank the dog, wank the dog
Pull on a marigold and wank the dog
Wank the dog, wank the dog
Pull on a marigold and wank the dog

He may not be a pedigree
But he's always got a drop of white wee-wee for me

So i follow him around with a square of toilet paper
Don’t bend down him down when he's around
'cause he will try and rape ya
I took him to the vets who said that he could chop his pods off
But i quite like relieving him so i told him to sod off

My dog's randy, he's very, very randy
The only way to calm him down’s
To give him a hand shandy

Wank the dog, wank the dog
Pull on a marigold and wank the dog
Wank the dog, wank the dog
Pull on a marigold and wank the dog