Paroles de The ferret song

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(he's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
Now it got there i can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(it pokes its head out every time he blows)
I can stand it for a while
Although it's absolutely vile
It's not as bad as last week when i had a crocodile

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill
(slyly eyeing his other nostril)
I really won't know what to do
But if he jumps inside there too
I shall be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo
(a nasal zoo)

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(it starts singing when he wears his formal clothes)
I can almost stand the noise
But at parties it destroysmy hard-earned and carefully cultivated social poise

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(worst of all it constantly explodes)
Ferrets don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And i should know for each time i was standing in the way

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(he's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
How it got there i can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what's more it radically affects my sense of smell