Paroles de Merry frickin christmas

Relient K

School's out, christmas break.
Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake.
Off to grandma's, its so boring.
Screaming kids, and grandpa snoring!
My aunt margret's lost her mind!
Trippin on a train set, have another box of wine!!!
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!
I must be on sana clause's shit list!
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss.
Shoot, me now, i'm sick of all my relitives! (relitives, relitives!)
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!

Uncle richard, he's a weirdo
Passing out pictures of himself in a speedo!
My cousin ashly, her singing realy sucks!
Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflex!!
My brothers wife is realy hot!
She pulled me in the bathroom,
I hope we don't get cought!!
Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!
I must be on santa clause's shit list!!
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss!
Shoot, me now! i'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!!

We haven't even opened our presents yet,
Now its time to start....
I'll fake a smile, 'cause its going back to walmart....

(sweetie, are you ok in there?) (ohhh...)

Its gonna be a merry, merry, frickin christmas!
I must be on santa clause's shit list!!
Shoot, me now! i'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!!
Merry frickin christmas!!!
(i'm santa w. clause, and i approve this message!!)