Paroles de Dear penthouse

Dear penthouse
Rodney carrington

Dear penthouse: im a freshman at a small midwestern university
And i never thought something like this could happen to me
When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay after class
And she started to undress
I cant forget the statement she made
If you drop you pants ill raise your grade

(girl) dear penthouse: i never thought those letters were true until
I was on a fishing trip and i met a girl named jill
We had a little too much to drink
I couldnt believe what i was starting to think
So we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out
Though the next morning my mouth still smelled like trout

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Ive read every issue since 1974
The first two years behind the bathroom door
I poured through every penthouse i could find
Even though my mom said id go blind
Dear penthouse: im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
Its been seven long months since ive seen a womans face
When i saw your recent issue, i took a box of kleenex tissue
And i locked the barracks door
Thanks to you ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship
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Dear penthouse: doing sports on the radio has always been my job
Ive never wanted a man until i noticed bob
When were close i start to perspire
His little buns set my loins on fire
And i dream about the day hell say, chick lets get undressed
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