Paroles de Uptown haters (skit)

Hmmmm.. hmmm hmm hmm hmmm.. (hmming continues)
(phone rings)
Hello
Hey wats up man?
Big rave goin on tonight and u rollin wit me?
Matthew?
There are no raves in jamaica matthew, what are u talkin about?
Naa they carrying dis guy from a biza, man
A guy from a biza?
Yea, it gonna be it gonn be off da hook
Matthew... (laughs) the last time u guys try to get me to a to a rave, i ended up at some (dancehall event)
No this time.. theres glowsticks, it gonn be off the hook, the works
Uhhh...matthew matthew, the last time u spoke to me about a rave it was dancehall it was sean paul
No, theres very hot girls in cages though u no, but its not
Dutty?, dutty eh
Some rubbish on the stage, jumpin up and down.
And it was total foolishness
Its not wat u thinkin sharky
U kno i'm not into dancehall
No, but sharky, this time..
I really... i really wish u would not try to trick me to goin to dese dancehall events wit u guys
I'm not tryin to trick you.. sh-- its
Cause i'm not into de dance hall
Its
And u kno i believe dance hall is rubbish right?
Its n-- its a rave
Rubbish
I'm not going to allow u to fool me
Shark, ur not hearing me, its rave!
Into gettin me to go to a dancehall event
No.. (sighs)
There's no more of me going to dancehall events!
This is every-- everyting u..
There are no raves, u're not going to fool me
This is everything u like
Again, ever all right? no more! it's rubbish!