Paroles de The sinful ensemble

Are you ready for the sinful ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.
Ever wondered where the evil dead go?
There's a little place called "nightmare scenario"
Unlicenced establishment for former world powers,
Where the drinks are cheap - and it's open all hours.
Bonaparte's on brandy - he swills it down his throat,
Hitler sips a pilsner while he tells a racist joke.
Mussolini leers at maggie serving at the bar,
Stalin's out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.
Dear god above (if you exist),
Hope you see the funny side to this
Now don't get cross - don't bite your nails,
Oh, son of man your mission failed.
Are you ready for the sinful ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.
Herod's in the family room to baby sit the first born,
Mengele's got a gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.
Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark,
When pol pot turns the lights out they'll play murder in the dark.
Are you ready for the sinful ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.
Genghis khan just parked his lunch all over nero's belly,
While the lions beat the christians thirty - nil live on the telly.
Caligula kills 'my way' on the karaoke stage -
Young 'chezzy' borgia's barred for life for drinking under age.
This is far more than just a joke.
Can't you see the fire for the smoke?
Choose any public house you please
And find dictators such as these.
Are you ready for the sinful ensemble?
Good clean fun - just a bit of rough and tumble.
Dead dictators out on a 'lads night'
Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light.
Hell is where the heart lies -
(in purgatory's borders).
The great thing 'bout eternity -
They never call last orders!