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Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And i've got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.

Oi! two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I've been here half hour
And i'm getting very thirsty!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won't you serve me?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager—
Listen, i'm getting impatient, john!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.

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