Paroles de Mouldy cheese sandwich

As i was walking, lonely, down the street
Suspicious of people i will never meet
I came to a little cafe run by pete
Thought i'd go right inside and get something to eat

Now i regret as i
Sit on the toilet
My arse was sore
As i started running for the door

It's coming out like gravy
As i fill up the toilet
This mouldy cheese sandwich
Has given me the shits

The chef was dirty; he had food in his beard
And the food that i ate tasted unnervingly weird
But i thought nothing of it as i gulped down my beer
Though i glanced at the toilet, to check it was near

My arse explodes
I paint the wall
Klingons galore
And the crap begins to fall

It's coming out like gravy
As i fill up the toilet
This mouldy cheese sandwich
Has given me the shits