Il testo della Man of the year

I wake up every morning, six o'clock, i`m right on time
I eat a low fat breakfast, i tie a perfect tie
I kiss the wife, i hug the kids, i pat the dogs and cats
I never lose anything, my car keys or my hat

'cause i`m the man of the year
I`m the man of the year

I never cheat at finals, or miss a day at school
My urine tests are perfect, my prostate is a jewel

'cause i`m the man of the year
I`m the man of the year
'cause i`m the man of the year
I`m never, ever jealous
Never, ever cruel
I`m a graduate of harvard
Where i never broke the rules

The queen made me a knight
The pope made me a saint
The president plays golf with me
I make madonna faint

So why am i so lonely
Depressed and in despair
If i pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care

It was the greatest funeral, i laid in perfect state
And later i will meet the lord, i bet he just can`t wait

To meet the man of the year
I`m the man of the year
Stand in line to meet the man
I`m the man, i`m the man, i`m the man