Il testo della Wtf

I was asleep when i heard the alarm
So i ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride

What the f**k? what the f**k?
(they stole my xm radio)
Damn! damn! damn! damn!
(and i had gone wrong)
What the f**k? what the f**k?
Damn! damn! damn! damn!

So i called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
He never misses my car so i stopped by
And when i walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (pree?)
Found him in bed with (what the?) the mail maaan

What the f**k? what the f**k?
(aw godd! oh helll naw!)
Damn! damn! damn! damn!
(what the f**k now?)
What the f**k? (wow!) what the f**k?
Damn! damn! damn! damn!

I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know its late but i needed to breath
Just when i thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like "hey gimme your purse!"

What the f**k? what the f**k?
(said: "you got to be f****n kidding me!")
Damn! damn! damn! damn!
(he said: "actualy i'm not")
What the f**k? what the f**k?
(ain't you ever been robbed?)
Damn! damn! damn! damn!

Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what i've been through tonight
To begin, i just found my man and another man,
If you understand. he said: "well i be damned"

What the f**k? what the f**k?
(baby it's too bad)
Damn! damn! damn! damn!
(either way i'm still taking your bag)
What the f**k? what the f**k?
Damn! damn! damn! damn!
(but he didn't know where i keep my cash)
What the f**k? what the f**k?
(and my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! damn! damn! damn!
(and i never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the f**k? what the f**k?
(so i hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag)
Damn! damn! damn! damn!
(and all the lips gloss in it)

For the first time of the night i was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course
Before
I realized my keys were in the bag
Hahahaha!