Il testo della Hogus pogus

Say, you're a much nicer person
Since the hog's heart was inserted in you
Say how it is now with your new life

Well, there's no more aching
Or a heart breaking
There's no more bacon for me

I am a much happier person
When up at dawn and down to earth
And o i highly recommend it to thee

You'll have no more crying
No more sighing
No more lying from me

See i was once pig headed
Now i love to be petted
In the mud to be bedded by thee

I am more in my body
With it more and less naughty
O i think i'll finally write that biography

It will read: 'o so much aching
There was oh so much bacon
It was the massive coronary
Which opened my eyes to see'

No more crying
No more denying
No more complying for me

I have much more feeling
I do much more squealing
More reeling in the great mystery

In fact i found my true law
In my own body
O i found my true law
My doc he put it in me
O i found my true love
In the end it was me

Na na na na na na na na na na
O o o o o o o...