Il testo della Farley learns to read

Farley: same sound fround, could you help me out?

Same sound fround: farley, my man, i'll do what i can.

Farley: i'm trying to read this word, but i'm not having much luck.

Same sound fround: (?) learning to read.

(singing)

I start at the front and i move to the rear.
And i say each sound out loud and clear.
I go, "mmmm, aaaa, nnnn!"
I go, "mmmm, aaaa, nnnn!"
Then i run the sounds together and smooth 'em out.
And that's what reading's all about!
I go, "mmmm, aaaa, nnnn!"
I go, "mmmm, aaaa, nnnn!
Mmmm, an
Mmmm, an,
Man!"

(speaking)

Okay, i'm done. now you try one.

Farley (singing):
I start at the front and i move to the rear.
And i say each sound out loud and clear.
I go, "ffff, uuuu, nnnn!"
I go, "ffff, uuuu, nnnn!"
Then i run the sounds together and smooth 'em out.
And that's what reading's all about!
I go, "ffff, uuuu, nnnn!"
I go, "ffff, uuuu, nnnn!"
Ffff, un
Ffff, un,
Fun!"

(the last part is spoken.)

Farley: hey, i did it! it's fun!

Same sound fround: now, stick with me and i'll take you far, 'cause same sound fround's gonna make you a star!

Farley: outta sight!

Same sound fround: i could read all night! (they exit.)