Il testo della The monster that ate the television

Voice to round red monster: "are you the monster that ate the television?"
Round red monster: "do i look like i ate a television?"
Voice to tall skinny orange monster: "are you the monster that ate the television?"
Tall skinny orange monster: "do i look like i ate a television?"
Voice to big square green monster: "then you must be the monster that ate the television!"
Big square green monster opens his mouth, reveals several seconds of tv, wherein a man winds up a toy bear who bangs its cymbals together--ting-tang-ting. the big square green monster closes his lips and grins.
Big square green monster: "i------like television!"