Il testo della Ripped pants

(talking)
When i ripped (rip) my pants
I thought that i had everybody on my side
But i went and blew it
All sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because i (rip) ripped my pants.
(whole band singing)
When big larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants
(spongebob singing)
I know i shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns

Now i learned a lesson i won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his...pants
(rip!)