Il testo della Statutory (parody of goo goo dolls black balloon)

Made a call at first sight
That one day id steal her heart
Turns out shes a virgin
And that only motivated b
To get the girl

Bunch a dudes tried to get ya
Ya didnt fall for their shit
I made ya laugh, and we connected
Turned into sweet romanace,
On that first kiss

Met this girl, i think i love her
But what sucks, shes underage
If i hit it, itll be statutory
But not if she consents

Love your smile, love your passion
Threw yourself into me
Never felt so much affection
Cant describe how it feels
So i sing this song cutie

Met this girl, i think i love her
But what sucks, shes underage
If i hit it, itll be statutory
But not if she consents

Now shes no longer a virgin
Cause i hit it oh yeah!

Met this girl, i think i love her
But what sucks, shes underage
If i hit it, itll be statutory
But not if she con--

Met this girl, i think i love her
But what sucks, shes underage
If i hit it, itll be statutory
But not if she begged-
But not if she begged-
Not is she begged bs please do me!