Il testo della The kiss skit

Eminem:
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

Gary:
Yo man

Eminem:
What

Gary:
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

Eminem:
Man would u shut the fuck up gary you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

Gary:
Aight let me park

Eminem:
Just park

Gary:
Im parkin!

Eminem:
Turn the car off dogg

Gary:
Aight

Eminem:
Aight we wait

Gary:
We wait for what?

Eminem:
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

Gary:
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

Eminem:
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

Gary:
Man dont point that shit at me

Eminem:
Its not even loaded bitch, look

Gary:
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit

Eminem:
Yea but its funny as fuck

Gary:
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear

Eminem:
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

Gary:
Where?

Eminem:
Right there mothafucka

Gary:
Oohh yeah

Eminem:
Aight get down get down

Gary:
Fuck, what u doing to her?

Eminem:
Get down!

Gary:
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

Eminem:
Yo, who she walkin with

Gary:
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

Eminem:
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

Gary:
I dont think so

Eminem:
Dogg she just fucken kissed him

Gary:
No she didnt

Eminem:
Shes kissin him

Gary:
No shes not

Eminem: gets out car

Gary:
Ohh shit

Eminem:
Come on

Screaming & running