Il testo della I love her, that's why

George burns:
She wakes me up when i'm in slumber deep
To ask me if i really am asleep
Why do i stand for it?
I love her, that's why!

She calls the doctor when i need some bread
And calls the banker when i'm sick in bed
Why do i stand for it?
I love her, that's why!

Life with her is unpredictable
But i'm a guy who knows no fear
Her jibber-jabbering may puzzle you and me
But to her it's perfectly clear

She'll make a date with me then make me wait
And then she'll bawl me out for being late
Why do i stand for it?
Oh, i love her, that's why!

Gracie allen:
He serenades me with that gravel voice
I have to listen cuz i have no choice
Why do i stand for it?
I love him, that's why!

He'll keep repeating all his corny jokes
And making snide remarks about my folks
Why do i stand for it?
I love him, that's why!

Life with him is so lugubrious
Whatever that may mean, i'm sure
He calls me sweetie pie but never tells me why
Now you see what i must endure

He'll start a quarrel over silly things
Like wrecking cars or losing diamond rings
Why do i stand for it?
I love him, that's why!