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Hey pretty baby, have you heard the news?
Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes
They said they were sorry and as you can see
I took it all in my stride, but when they said
"is there something we can do?", i of course replied

I went to my doctor just the other day
I said, "listen doc, are you feeling okay?"
I told him to lie down on his couch and that i would look inside
But when he began to hurl abuse, i of course replied

As you might well have heard
And as from today
Not only have women equal rights
Now they also have equal pay

They said, "run along now, there's a good chap"
So i pushed them to one side
And when they said, "hey, what's the meaning of this?"
I of course replied