Il testo della Calc lecture girl

There's 400 people in my calc lecture
There's only one that i think about
I don't give a damn for the others
But there's one girl who makes me wanna twist and shout

One day she sat next to me
Nowhere could i see a girl as fair as she
Maybe one day she'll sit by me again
Maybe i could even start a conversation

I don't even know her name but i think i love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

The girl in my calc lecture
There's no u-substitution for her
I guess for now i'll wait and see
If i can integrate her and me

I don't care about rolle's theorem
Or the half-angle formulas, who needs them?
I wish the prof would give it a rest,
I'm just staring at the sine curve of the girl's brea...

I don't even know her name but i think i love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

Maybe if i got the courage
To talk to her
Maybe she could help me out with
My math homework
I could ask her out at gunpoint
But she'd probly think i'm a jerk...let's go!

I don't even know her name but i think i love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture
I don't even know her name but i think i love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

(oi oi oi)