Il testo della I'm a man

If i were a guitar,
I'd like to be played by bb king
If i were a little dog,
Rufus thomas could walk me
Oh, but i'm a man,
Who needs to be loved, baby,
I'm a man, honey,
Needs to be needed,
I can think of nobody, that i want to need me
Better than you, baby

If i were a song,
I'd like to be sung by the rolling stones
If i were a dance floor,
James brown could mash potatoes on me all night long
But i'm a man -
Needs someone to cook my favourite dish
I'm a man, honey,
Who needs to grant someone's every wish
And i can think of nobody's wish i'd like to grant, honey,
Better than yours, baby

And if i were a baseball,
I'd like to be hit by willie mays
If i were a silly grin,
I'd like to be worn on roger miller's face
But i'm a man,
Who needs to be loved,
I'm a man, baby,
Who needs to be wanted,
And i can think of nobody that i want to want me
Better than you, baby