Il testo della Tango

Once again, yeah
Make way for the s o v

Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth
Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot
If not, let's roll her to a car wash

Now washin' you will be like washin' a goth
Put out that black lipsticks 'round their gobs
How the f*** do we get it off?
I think this is gonna be a very hard job

How did ya get a tan like that in winter?
Ya ran off to boots, got a box of tinter
Didn't ya see you still got orange fingers?

What network are you on? orange
Color of your bathwater? orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?

What network are you on? orange
Color of your bathwater? orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?

Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango

Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango

It's the gone wrong salon

Your clothes keep wrippin'
Like you're the female incredible hulk
You gotta broken bra, a broken top
A broken phone and a broken coat

You've been wearin' the the same jacket
Since you were in year 8
And it smells like you urinate on it b****
That ain't great

You tried to be christina
So ya dyed ya hair black
But really you looked like the vicar of dibley
What on c****?

Now step back and just face the facts
You don't like the fact, i get facety on wax
Anyways talkin' about wax
Look at your face, girl relax

What network are you on? orange
Color of your bathwater? orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?

What network are you on? orange
Color of your bathwater? orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?

Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango

Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango

Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin?
When it's approaching halloween
Or on ya english breakfast place her
Next to the bacon, she could be the beans

You always know where she's been
And you always know when she's had a p**
'cause the toilet seat ain't clean
The toilet seat has an orange sheen

Bring out the detergent
Scrub that umpa lumpa, it's urgent
Have you seen her face it's disturbin'?
How much fake tan are ya squirtin'?

Err, it's hurtin' ma eyes
And it's startin' to look like a sunrise
And ya fake tans so ming
You are attracting flies

What network are you on? orange
Color of your bathwater? orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?

What network are you on? orange
Color of your bathwater? orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?

Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango

Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You look like the tango man
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango

Orange girl in the ring
There's a orange girl in the ring
You got tangoed
And you know the worst thing, you done it yourself