Il testo della I'm a lesbian

Please momma cant you see, ive always tried to please
I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees
You said that it's a phase, just something id out grow
But i got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that id sure like to mow
Go on and wish that brad pitt would come along
But i'd prefer madonna in a lacy thong

'cause im a lesbian, i dont like nothing swinging 'tween their legs
Yeah im a lesbian, i dont know why god gave me eggs
When i have sex it's fun and clean, and no man can come in between
No i dont need no magic wand
Im a lesbian

They talk behind my back and criticize my life
But i get no complaints from lou diamond philips' wife

'cause im a lesbian, i'd rather be with jane than dick
Yeah im a lesbian, a penis doesnt do the trick
When we go in for 69, i know hers is the same as mine
So hide your wives cause here i come
Im a lesbian

Im a lesbian
When does cheer leading practice start
Hey there cutie