Il testo della Happy birthday

Happy birthday
I hope that it's a good one
Now that i'm not there to mess it up
You'll be buzzed all day because you're like that
And i will not have to deal with you

Somehow i always messed up your birthday
But i can't now, that i'm 20 states away from new york

Happy birthday wrote all your friends on facebook
Except me, i didn't want to jinx it up
So i called, to sing you happy birthday
But you hung up on me right away

Somehow i always messed up your birthday
But i can't now, that i'm just a hung up call away

Synth solo!

What's wrong with me baby?
How do i always mess up your birthday?
I said, what can i do baby?
No matter what i'll mess up your birthday

Oh

Happy birthday, you're such a psycho baby
You know i had to get away from you
Hey boo, you know, i really really love you
But i hope that you ate lots of cake
And wound up with a stomach ache
When they sang happy birthday to you....