Il testo della I can swing my sword

Do you like my sword-sword?
Sword, my diamond sword-sword.

You cannot afford, 'ford
Afford my diamond sword, sword.
Even if you could-could,
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner-manner.
Welcome to my manor-manor.
I ca-ca-ca-canna-canna

Swing-swing-swing my sword-sword
Whenever i get bored-bored.
I can swing my sword-sword.
I can swing my sword-sword!

Once i hit the floorboards
But i had it restored.
And it was expensive
But it was a write-off!

Swinging is my business,
And by that i mean swinging swords.
Please do not ignore.
Do you like my sword?

Ha! that was rhetorical.
You know i am the oracle.
I know you like my sword.
It's made of freaking diamonds.

If you don't you're lying,
But that would fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword-sword
Because i am the lord-lord
The lord of diamond swords!

Ha-ha ha.

Shut up!
Give me the sword.
No, it's mine!
Give it.
It's mine!
No! aww.
Shut up!
I'll see you in court!
Oh right.