Il testo della The buffoon and the dean of admissions

"and now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
Prestigious college."
Dean: "well michael, i would like to extend my warmest congradulations
On your upcoming graduation and i understand you are interested in
Matriculating here in the fall."
Buffoon: "i got a snake, man!"
Dean: "yes, pets are welcome here on campus. be it the traditional dog,
Or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
Buffoon: "one time i fed it some beer man! it was slithering this way
And that! it was all fucked up!"
Dean: "i'm sure it was. well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
Both students and pets here on campus."
Buffoon: "fuckin' shit!"
Dean: "yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. so tell me a
Little bit more about your background."
Buffoon: "my father's a fucking asshole, man!"
Dean: "hmm, i see. your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
Son."
Buffoon: "my mother's a piece of shit too!"
Dean: "well, i hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
Summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
Learn."
Buffoon: "my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! she had her
Head way up her ass!"
Dean: "well the quality of the faculty at a university such as ours far
Exceeds that of a local public high school."
Buffoon: "your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
Dean: "yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
Buffoon: "i had diarhea last month. i had to shit all fucking day!"
Dean: "uh huh, well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
Pleasurable experience. so have you given any thought to your choice of
Major?"
Buffoon: "i've got a big fucking boner right now."
Dean: "i see. well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
Nervous tension. i do not take offense."
Buffoon: "one time i ate my neighbors shit!"
Dean: "that's understandable. well, i enjoyed meeting you. we'll be
Sending you our decision by the end of the month."
Buffoon: "i bet you got really hairy balls."
Dean: "yes, it's a veritable forest down there. bye bye."