Il testo della Crazy abc's

Hey steve, hey ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
Thank you, its a, it's an alphabet song im working on
Oh great, a whole new alphabet, i just learned the old one

A is for aisle, b is for bdellium, c is for czar
And if you see him would you mind telling him?

Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?
Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?
Bdellium, its a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent b
And then czar? yeah, its uh like a russian czar

You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat
I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words
Right, i see what youre doing

D is for djinn, e for euphrates
F is for fohn, but not like when i call the ladies

I thought phone started with a p like a ph
No, it's f o h n, its a, it's a kind of wind
Yeah, i know what you mean by wind

G for gnarly, i for irk, h is for hour
J for jalapeos, good in either corn or flour
Tortillas, let us rhyme

K is for knick knack, l is for llama
Pramma, llama, ding, whats so strange about llama?
Llama, it starts with two ls, whats the second one for?
No idea, i know loser

M is for mnemonic, n is for ndomo, o is for ouiga board
P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, q is for qat

Okay, q qat? what? yeah, its uh q a t, its an evergreen shrub
Its a perfect scrabble word because its a q with no u
Theres not many of those, you have too much time on your hands

R is for argyle , no it isnt
Okay, youre right, i couldnt find a good r word
S is for szr, a lovely german river
T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver

U is for urn, but not like earning money
V for vraisemblance from french and therefore kind of funny

W for wren, wrinkly and who
X is for xian, an ancient chinese city, true
Ancient chinese city, huh? my guitar player, some hotshot

Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas
And zeds the final letter and by final i mean last

Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our american friends
You really mean z, right?
No, i mean zed, like, like zed zed top, zed zed top?

Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards
Well, except the guy whose name is beard, he has a mustache
I always thought that was interesting

You done with the alphabet?
No, extra letters i havent heard of? i think so
This was a great help, i think
With the contribution you made to world literacy

Well, im just saying, kids im just saying
Think outside the box a little bit, box with an r
Yeah, well, no box with a b a l k s like a pitcher
Ah, as opposed to b a c h s

Right, think outside the box, get into some rochmaninov
That's rochmaninov with a w