Il testo della Metal man

Don't make me try to listen
To that ska-core crap
Just bust out some metallica
Or pop in spinal tap
You say that metal's stupid
Wrong i think you need a reason
That's why i wrote this song
You say i don't care cause satan is my best friend
Oh i don't know but its alright
I want you to know i don't know what you said
Cause something you should know my friend
Is its much too loud for me to hear
I bash my head repeatedly
Hard into the wall
And fast i will will i repeat brain damage
Will i fall you can't expect that?
You don't think that's alright?
Well i don't care cause
I'll listen to metal all night!