Il testo della The noodle story

Oscar: let me see. so far, we've done a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m.
That's enough! let's go home!
Big bird: gosh, oscar! we've got lots of letters to go. the next one is "n". so now i shall tell a story that's filled with words that start with the letter "n".
Oscar: i don't wan't to hear it.
Big bird: gosh, oscar! don't you want to hear all those "n" words with the great "nn" sound?
Oscar: no!
Big bird: right! "no" is an "n" word.
Oscar: ugh!
Big bird: now, see if you can hear some others, oscar.
Once upon a time, there were nine naughty noodles.
Oscar: nine naughty noodles?
Big bird: sure. now these nine naughty noodles lived in a nest.
And their names were ned, nat, norman, nathaniel, nelly, nan, nancy, norma, and naomi.
Oscar: oh no.
Big bird: now one day, nora moved into the neighborhood.
Oscar: nora? another noodle i suppose.
Big bird: (laughs) no. nora was a nectarine.
Oscar: naturally.
Big bird: for nora, the noodles learned not to be naughty but nice.
Oscar: doesn't this story ever come to an end?
Big bird: ah, you want this story to come to an end?
Oscar: i sure do.
Big bird: o.k. one day, nora and the noodles went for a walk and found a great huge letter "n" carved at a stone.
Oscar: so?
Big bird: so (giggles) you wanted the story to come to an end.
Oscar: oh no, no, no, no.