Il testo della Chips or tits

I can name my top 10 records
I can name my favourite goals
But just lately i've had a quandary
That i can't seem to resolve
I can name my top 10 films
Or which actors i think are good
But if i had to choose between chips and tits
I don't think that i could

Chips or tits?
I can't decide which one i like best
Chips or tits?
Fried potatoes or lady's breasts
Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits?

My favourite cake's an eccles
My favourite animal is a cat
But given the choice between chips or tits
I don't think i could answer that
My favourite crisps are wotsits

And sexual position is doggy style
But if you made me choose between chips and tits
It would take me quite a while

Chips or tits?
Which one i like best, i just can't describe
Tits or chips?
Mammary glands or spuds chipped and fried
Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits?

Chips - i like 'em with a bit of plaice
Tits - i like 'em when they're on my face
Chips - i eat 'em when i'm in my car
Tits - i like 'em in or out a bra
Chips - i like 'em with a buttered roll
Tits - i like 'em with a juicy hole
Chips - i like 'em with tomato sauce
Tits - i just like 'em of course

Chips - i like 'em with a saveloy
Tits - either side of my old boy
Chips - i like 'em with a bit of cod
Tits - they make me lose my wad
Chips - i like 'em with a sausage in batter
Tits - big or small, it doesn't matter
Chips - i like 'em with some mushy peas
Tits - can i see some please?

Chips, tits, chips, tits, chips or tits?