Il testo della Cledus t.

The first time that i stole a song
I changed the words as i sang along
Got a laugh, so i did it again
Gave me a great idea

I changed 'breathe' into 'breath'
Then 'i shaved my back' was one of the best
Plowboy got a lot of requests
But i was just getting started

Pretty soon they were suing me
Ended up getting all of the royalties
From every one of those parodies
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

When toby came out with i love this bar
The next day i wrote i love nascar
Sold a half a million at walmart
It went go-oh-oh-oh-oh-old

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When you think about me
Do you think about comedy?
Silly videos on tv
Like great day to be a guy
You may not like parodies
But they're funny as hell to me
All the way back to if shania was mine
Cledus t.
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Well i've done a few by tim mcgraw
Kid rock and kenny, and that ain't all
Two-foot fred's really three feet tall
But hes a big star

I could do a song by brad paisley
But the dixie chicks really hated me
They're not the only ones, you see
So did gar-ar-ar-ar-ar-arth

I did so good on tour one summer
Came home and bought me urban's hummer
Celebrity fit club was such a bummer
I hated that show-oh-oh

This song may not get a million plays
Like eric church's does these days
But i hope he hears it anyway
On his radio-oh-oh-oh

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When you think about me
Do you think about comedy?
Silly videos on tv
Like great day to be a guy
You may not like parodies
But theyre funny as hell to me
All the way back to if shania was mine
Cledus t.
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I turned 'red solo cup'
Into 'double d cups'
Now eric church is up
Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo

Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-oh-oh-oh

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You may not like parodies
But they're funny as hell to me
All the way back to 'if shania was mine'
Cledus t.
Cledus t.
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Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-oh-oh-oh

Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-row-row your boat
Row-oh-oh-oh