Il testo della Holy horseshit, batman

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and i politely said "no, ma'am"
I mean no disrespect and i apologize if this fucks up your program
You tell me i'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine.

So there i stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
But am i wrong for posing questions or am i just another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children
I said "if you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if i bought a jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?"

Maybe i would be a fool to think.
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.

Now i've never been religious,
I'm just a big fan of logistics.
And if it makes sense then i'm all for it.
I even pray if the situation calls for it.
Somebody asked me if i believe in miracles,
I try to answer without sounding satirical.
I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn
So i guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say i've never seen a unicorn and i never chase rainbows
But i hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does god have a favourite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will i go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell i'm just relaying facts.

Maybe i would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.

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Maybe i would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.

Maybe i would be a fool to think,
That somewhere in the sky's a place for me.
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me.