Il testo della Welcome to my world

I'm the chick who drops sick flows fill bowls with ill flows
Ill ho hell knows pantyhose holes full of no doz
Make your earholes shit pop six pep bysmol sick abysmal
Bitch suckin' dildos instead of dicks for kicks

No time for fake bitches
Just sip some orange juice with my real bitches
And i just got three wishes i ain't askin' for world peace
I want range rovers in three different colors
Genie gimme the damn keys

Dead wrong like a dead sticker on a bong bombs runnin' arms
And rayguns with ron reagan to vietnam and iran
I'm blonde and dumb, i just taped over your demo with my song
Gagged cisco with his thong

I ain't kiddin' i'm filled with lil pills of ritalin riddle middle men
To rob bailey and biddle again tell a friend
I use men like mennen in my armpit, i'm bad i can't stop it
Evil twin count as two in your caucus tell murdoch lemme in his office

I'm a steal the carpet then fox and then rawkus, voted for dukakis
And i like secaucus
'cuz they got the word cock in it

Welcome to my world, such a nice nice nice girl
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world, such a nice nice nice girl
Welcome to my world

Of course i'm getting lost ran into kate moss
Fed her a nine course full of chopped horse and forced her to toss
10 times divorced i speak in morse, dot, dot, dash, dot dash
(huh?)
I just told you had an ugly ass

Type rash unabashed crass with a brain rash
Strapped for cash take me to your trailer i'll steal your trash
Ask me a question, i love to lie, hey look girl is that jimi hendrix?
'scuse me while i kiss your guy

Everyone tells me i'm the female eminem
Well, all i'm gonna talk about is getting fucked up the ass then
Don't be mad 'em i'm just playin'
I wish i had a dr. dre
And sold out shows one million white faces in dayton

Ritzes stead of days inn bitches for maids then
2 scoops of raisins amazin' lays by names like casey kasem
Lazin' by the pool with record industry fools
Crystal in my drool, man that'd be cool, i'm like, whoa

Welcome to my world, such a nice nice nice girl
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world, such a nice nice nice girl
Welcome to my world

Okay, let me answer the question
Of the day, i was born in spanish harlem then moved to pa
On 172 and st. nich. food stamps
And wic 'til my folks worked themselves rich
(this track's making me sick)

If you want to compare me
Like white lil' kim female kool keith
I'm speak and keep it simple
Here's your brain on princess superstar pretty mental

Okay , i'm the black shirley temple
Iced out like entenmanns iced pens and diamond engines and denims
Got 10 yemins countin' benjamins with lettermans
Killin' pac mens like inky and binky
When ya stick your finger in me
It'll be sticky come out with a diamond ring on your pinky

Work six different angles, nicer tits than all the bangles
Got kangols singin' star spangles, oh say can you see
I'm better lookin' than the flag you can sing that shit to me
(i'm gonna get in big trouble louise)

I'm taking a stance spend my big advance on a 500 man lap dance
Put ants in bagger vance's baggy pants
Sir come dance it's just my circumstance
I wanna watch him do the safety dance

I'd do it myself but i can't
Or i'll just give my dough to my new label
For nice dinners and liquor
I'm playin' but, um next year that advance needs to be bigger

(incomprhensible)

Welcome to my world, such a nice nice nice girl
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world, such a nice nice nice girl
Welcome to my world