Il testo della Diaper money

Lonely island

We been here for a minute now

This some grown man shit

(akiva schaffer)
I got that diaper money
I got that diaper money dude
I got that diaper money
Im a grown ass man

You know, i got that diaper money
Cuz my kids need to shit
So i stay on my hustle
To keep my pocketbook thick

I got papers and papers and papes
All for my babys mistakes
Just so my carpets and drapes
Dont get shit on em

I got that diaper money
I got that diaper money dude
I got that diaper money
Im a grown ass man

(j-orgus (jorma taccone))
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that pussy on lock

I got that wife pussy on lock, 24-7
Whenever she lets me, im in sane pussy heaven
And the best part about it
Is no one else can have it
And also i cant have it
Unless she says i can

I see a girl on the street
And i cant, so i wont
See my wife at home and i would
But she hates my guts

Wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy
I got that pussy on lock

(young sandwich (andy samberg))
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
Its right off the highway

Wobble-dee-wobble-dee-drop
Into my grave plot
You afraid of death
Well im afraid not
Cuz i got the bomb spot
Right off the highway

I did it my way, a very small percent of the time way
I got my coffin picked out
Styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out
Its even got handles to lower me smooth
And my tombstone only has minimal typos

Grave plot
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot
Right next to my dad

(akiva) i got that diaper money
(jorma) i got that wife pussy
(andy) i got that grave plot
(all) im a grown ass man!