Il testo della Gayest song ever

I was sucking,
Trucking,
Fucking,
I was wheelin',
Dealin',
Squealin'
I was that man,
With the plan,
To change ze world.

Welcome to paradise,
Isn't it nice,
To see it and believe it,
There's no price.
I wanna get butt fucked,
I want my salad tossed,
I wanna do a rusty trombone,
And not get bossed.

I've butt fucked adam sandler,
Freddie mercury too,
I've fucked chaplin,
But i haven't tried a jew,
I give blow jobs to hobos (hobos),
I then fuck them becuase i get tired of honking
On their bobos.

Paradise is so nice!!!

Welcome to paradise,
Isn't it nice,
To see and beleive it,
There's no price.
I wanna get butt fucked,
I want my salad tossed,
I wanna do a rusty trombone,
And not get bossed.

Oooh, cause i love you! the gayest song ever folks~ love ya buttercupkins!