Lyrics of Luang prabang

(verse 1)
When i came back from luang prabang
I didn't have a thing where my balls used to hang
But i got a wooden medal and a fine harangue
Now i'm a fucking hero

(chorus)
Mourn your dead, land of the free
If you wanna be a hero, follow me
Mourn your dead, land of the free
If you wanna be a hero, follow me

(verse 2)
And now the boys all envy me
I fought for christian democracy
With nothing but air where my balls used to be
Now i'm a fucking hero

(chorus)

(verse 3)
One and twenty cannons thundered
Into the bloody wild blue yonder
For a patriotic balless wonder
Now i'm a fucking hero

(chorus)

(verse 4)
In luang prabang there is a spot
Where the corpses of your brothers rot
And every corpse is a patriot
And every corpse is a hero

(chorus)