Lyrics of Grandpa's last xmas

The Vandals

Mom says, "put on your christmas best." - grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - why mom? you say that every time. - it seems that he's been dying ever since i was nine. - i don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean. - but how come we invite him when he always makes a scene? - tell me - why does, he hit me with his cane? - and why should i get him a gift if he doesn't know my name? - how come, he always calls me "kate" - and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate? - this could be grandpa's last christmas - that's what mother said. - this could be grandpa's last christmas - and soon he might be dead, so be nice. - what can i say to someone 300 years old? - when he seems so content staring at the jello mold. - please mom, let me go out and play - or soon i will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. - i know, his life's been long and hard - but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard - grandpa, i love you just the same - but i know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane - this could be grandpa's last christmas - that's what mother said. - this could be grandpa's last christmas - and soon he might be dead, so be nice. - be nice...to grandpa...'cause he's old....and he smells, - and he's gonna die soon...be nice to grandpa