Lyrics of Siamese cat song

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of siam
There is no finer cat than i am

Do you see that thing swimming all round and round?
Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown
If we sneak up upon him carefully
There will be a head for you and a tail for me

'cause we are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like then we might stay for quite a while

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of siam
There is no finer cat than i am

Do you hear what i hear? it's a baby cry
Where we find a baby there's milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you and maybe some for me

'cause we are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like then we might stay for quite a while

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of siam
There is no finer cat than i am

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of siam
There is no finer cat than i am

We are siamese if you please
We are siamese if you don't please
We are from a residence of siam
There is no finer cat than i am