Lyrics of The lazy boy

I have a life of pleasure
I am suspended in armchair leisure
I put my feet on the ottoman (empire)
Here in a world of turmoil
I have my comfort in control
And the answer's reclining (it's obvious)
Chorus: here i sit and here i say (the lazy boy)
"hello to u.s.a. today!" (the lazy boy)
Dollywood and billy ray (the lazy boy)
A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy)
Here i keep tabs on euro-stocks
I have a stereo that rocks!
And i take calls in the bathtub (it's cellular)
There is a console to my right
With reruns of charlie's angels every night
I can't keep track of the blond one (the third one)
Chorus
At the end of the day it's the chair i trust
The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust
With a straight line of vision to my elvis bust
Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust
Fine all the time is the way i feel
Cracking the code of the "let's make a deal!"
I can change my world 'cause my boy's on wheels
Improve your lifestyle, you must get real!
I was a down and out canuck
Now i have put my faith in lazy luck
Since they removed all the barriers (49th parallel)
Chorus