Lyrics of Nothing's going to ruin my holiday

This is going to be the best christmas ever. - everything this year's been a disaster - but i won't let it bother me at all - nothing's going to bring me down, - it's christmas and i'm pleased as punch - i'm going to stand my happy ground. - i refuse to let my family make me crazy - i'll smile at their insults and their frowns - i'll ignore the shitty weather - 'cause what counts is we're together - loving, safe and sound - nothing's going to ruin my holiday - not this time, ya hear?. (i won't let it happen) - and if you try to ruin my holiday- - i swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year. - the turkey might have made the children vomit - the tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts - but i will grin and bear it - and this nightmare we will share it - till i get my only wish- it's - nothing's going to ruin my holiday - no act of god or family fight - 'cause if you try to ruin my holiday - i swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life - you'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh - this is going to be the best christmas ever. - soon this crappy christmas will be over - and i'll go right back to my pissed-off self - but until that happens i'll just continue laughing - like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, north pole elves. - nothing's going to ruin my holiday - not this year i won't let that be the case - and if you try and ruin my holiday- - i'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. - understand me - this is going to be the best christmas ever!