Lyrics of Copenhagen junkie

Well, i've never been afraid of much
And i never thought i need a crutch
To help me through the trials of this life

But there's one thing i cant do without
And copenhagen's what i'm talkin' about
And i love it nearly as much as i love my wife

Now when i first started chewin'
I didn't know what i was doin'
But i liked the way it helped me to relax

And a big ol' chew taste mighty good
Just the way i know copenhagen should
But when it's gone i'm a slobberin' maniac

I'm a copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'cause when i run out of chewin'
I know i'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that copenhagen's got a hold on me

I can go without a lot of things
Like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And you know it wouldn't really bother me at all

I can go without coffee for a couple of days
But if you take my snooze away
I'll be climbin' like the spider up the wall

I'm a copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'cause when i run out of chewin'
I know i'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that copenhagen's got a hold on me

Well, i even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak i sorta went blind
And my mellow disposition headed south

I started eatin' like a big fat hog
Got wild and mean like a rabid dog
And start frothin' and foamin' at the mouth

I'm a copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'cause when i run out of chewin'
I know, i'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that copenhagen's got a hold on me

Can i help you sir?
Ah yeah, you got any copenhagen
No sir, i'm afraid we're all out, ah

I'm a copenhagen junkie
There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
And it just wont let me be

'cause when i run out of chewin'
I know, i'm on the road to ruin
Yes, that copenhagen's got a hold on me

Ah copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
But when it's gone boys
I ain't feelin' exactly the way i should