Lyrics of Attorneying me on

Shes an attorney and turning me on, turning me on
And i kinda like it and i wanna tell her
Instead of learning, shes turning me on, turning me on
And i kinda like it and i wanna tell her

Im in love with my professor
Im a daydream obsessor
If i could magically undress her, i would

She always writes on the board a little higher than she should
My chances are not bad, theyre not good
Oh, oh, blessed are the shoulders that maliciously hike
Oh, oh, oh, the teachers tapered hemline to a new height

Oh, oh, i swear it almost hurts when she walks by
Oh, oh, oh and shes showin off her legs again
And im a leg guy

Shes an attorney and turning me on, turning me on
And i kinda like it and i wanna tell her
Instead of learning, shes turning me on, turning me on
And i really like it and i wanna tell her

Im in love with my professor
Im a daydream obsessor
If i could magically undress her, i would

She reprimands me with a note on my test in red she wrote
I know you think its cute to insert funny phrases
When you do not know the answer, but i dont , but i do
Oh, oh, she says that i dont take this class too seriously
Oh, oh, oh, i say blame your tight short skirt
See-through shirt and not me

Oh, oh, youve gotta believe me, i swear ive tried
Oh, oh and shes showin off her legs again
And im a leg guy

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ah, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, ah
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