Lyrics of Nan you're a window shopper

The bottom feels so much better than the top
So much better, ha ha

Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a five

Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as f*** only just alive

You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you can't see
It's funny how i come around your house and i'm 20
And i still have to wear all the presents you sent me

I walk into your kitchen everythings got a label
You done your christmas shopping and we're only in april
And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
You're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like strepsils

You're heading down the bowls club
Have another orange squash
Bowls are rollin' rollin' rollin'
You can't walk right coz things arent what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen

Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a five

Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as f*** only just alive

You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension
And then your off to bingo, it's become an obsession
So wary of the kids when they're wearin' their hoods up
And even if they smile at you, you think its a stick up

You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
You're saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
You're always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some k-y just to ease up the friction

You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah it's got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend you're shopping with your trolley it's sad
How you're rollin' rollin' rollin'

Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a five

Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as f*** only just alive