Lyrics of Yes i am an alien

Bam! i'll explode, just like i were a bomb
Flying over vietnam high with my uncle tom.
Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea,
While a parrot sings a song in the minor key of c,
To inspire me, so we will see,
This neurotic harmony that develops sonically.
I'll be writing my plan out with a needle,
I'll make you twist and shout and think i was beatle.
Like lennon or stalin in a car that won't start,
If your volvo is stallin' then you need to learn the art
Of mechanics. don't panic, even though i'm galvanic!
I'm the only non-hispanic on the mexican titanic.
My loops go round and round, just like a carousel,
Coming out my br-8, like i was william tell.
If you haven't heard my name, i hope it rings a bell,
Because i'm the only guy
Who knows what happened at roswell.

Chorus
Yes i'm an alien, i come from outer space.
Yes i'm an alien, i'm going to rock this place.

Some people say i'm not funny, i say okay,
I can't sell records here, i'm huge in the uk.
British people tell me to keep rocking on,
You might have heard me down in london
Rocking heads with this song.
I was sad when i found out about santa claus,
So i made like tim allen and broke some local laws.
I moved way up north and grew a beard,
Now relatives and friends think i'm kind of weird.
But did you think i was heretic when i danced in that church
Like an unemployed crustacean chewing on a birch?
I'm addicted to shark meat and books by mark twain
And eating novocain shipped from the ukraine.
My name's not matthew, but thanks for asking!
I live in california, because i'm not alaskan.
But that's okay, what can i say?
My real home is actually light years away.

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You want poetry? go read robert frost,
The simile in hip-hop is essentially lost,
Like a tearful pallbearer carrying a body,
Or a giant pink care bare acting snotty.
Where can it go? i just don't know,
But check out this funky alphabet flow:
It's like a-b-c-d-e-f-g-
H-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p, and icp on lsd
Or abc or mtv or the new pc
You got for free from
Circuit city in albuquerque.
I be the vip mc on this cd,
The name's mc lars horris, as you can see.
So where do i start, and where do i begin?
Yo, it's tough to be a funky fresh alien.

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