Lyrics of Teenage millionaire

(spoken)
Announcer: hi out there. this is shaun goldberg and you're listening to
W.a.n.k.this evening i've got someone really interesting. he's over from
Old england and his name is... robbie williams

Rob: cor blimey bleedin' mary poppins

Announcer: great, right on, you know we've been hearing about this boy
Band that was really big over there. can you tell us a little bit about
It robbie?

Rob: first of all, i'd like to say thank you very much for having me in
The first place but to answer your question i can't really answer it.
I suppose it was a bit like this..................

(sung)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than betty grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to boast
But i don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah

Services for britain

Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with diana
I'm a social stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to boast
But i don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
(it works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money)

Bothered judy garland
When i buggered barbara cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaners wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But i don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeding.