Lyrics of The max rebo band (billy joel - the pianoman)

(copyright steven cavanagh 1993-2002)

It's nine o'clock down at jabba's place
The regular crowd waddles in
There's a wierd thing sitting next to me
It has three eyes and mottled grey skin.

Fett says max can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat
This carbine will blow off your nose.

La la la, de de da
La da de de da, da dum..

Sing us a song now, max rebo band
Sing us a song tonight
'cause we're all in the mood for a melody
Except solo, who's in carbonite.

Now jabba the hutt is a friend of mine
He gives me my life for free
And because he's a hutt, why, we all kiss his butt
Or the rancor will have us for tea.

He said "bo shuda, offom da tukatti!"
As he stuffed a frog into his face
But we don't know a woid, 'cause he shot the talkdroid
So we'll smile and nod, just in case.

Sing us a song now, max rebo band
Sing us a song tonight
'cause we're all in the mood for a melody
Except solo, who's in carbonite.

Sy snootles is our favourite vocalist
Her face, it ain't launching no ships.
Don't know why it behove her to go kiss a hoover
But that's how she got those wierd lips.

A gammorean guard is headbutting bricks
As another one gnaws on a bone
And i don't know which has less intelligence
Either those two big thugs or the stone.

Oh, la la la da, de de da
La la de de da, da dum..

Sing us a song now, max rebo band
Sing us a song tonight
'cause we're all in the mood for a melody
Except solo, who's in carbonite.

It's a pretty good crowd, here at jabba's place
It's a killing, that's why we're all here
We'll sail over the dune to the pit of carkoon
And we'll toss someone in with a cheer.

'cause we've got a new droid on the pedestal
And a man in black's come in the door
He just pointed a gun over salicious crumb
And then promptly fell through the floor.

Oh, la la la da, de de da
La la de de da, da dum..

Sing us a song now, max rebo band
Sing us a song tonight
For the last of the jedi is down below
And the rancor is gripping him tight