Lyrics of Cool guy 2

-(the sounds of waves crashing)-

Sean: this is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.

Girl #2: yeah, the waves are so calming.

Sean: so, is your body. looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.

Girl #2: thanks sean, that's so sweet.

-(sean presses 'play' button on tape player)-

Sean: let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.

Girl #2: uh-oh.

Sean: oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.

Girl #2: oh sean, you're so cute.

Sean: why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

Girl #2: oh my god.

Sean: yeah.

Girl #2: and how about you take off clothes, sean.

Sean: oh, oh is that right, baby? you want me to show my stuff, too?

Girl #2: my god, you look good, sean.

Sean: yeah, yeah baby i keep in shape, you know.

Girl #2: ooh.

-(she starts to unbuckle his pants)-

Sean: yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.

Girl #2: what's that?

Sean: let's get it swingin'.

Girl #2: no, the other thing you said?

Sean: ...the wet-weiner?

Girl #2: -(gasps)- you know what?

Sean: yeah?

Girl #2: i'm going to go throw up, now. see you.

Sean: hmm, leave me all horny here. how-- how you going to get home there, baby?

Girl #2: i'll walk. -(she begins to walk away)-

Sean: mm-hm. i'm-a call you.

Girl #2: don't. -(she's gone)-

Sean: a'ight, a'ight. i'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. -(to self)- going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?

the end