Lyrics of Cut 1/2 blues

I thought i heard a chainsaw revvin' late last night
I woke this morning and i knew i was right

I got the cut-in-half blues , the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues

I knew we were in trouble, i knew she lost her head
When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed

I got the cut-in-half blues , the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues

I'm laying in my grave, all i do is grunt
'cause the undertaker got all mixed up and put my ass in the front

I got the cut-in-half blues , the cut-in-half blues
Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw
I got the cut-in-half blues